My Juggalo Boss
One of my bosses is a confirmed Juggalo. He’s the real deal- Hatchet Man tattoo and everything. I’m pretty sure he’s even been to a few gatherings.
Anyway- the few years I’ve been at this place, I’ve come to know the man behind the clown makeup. He’s actually a genuinely nice guy, and he’s pretty good about not saying things that make me want to hit him. (Unless he starts talking about gender rolls, then I just have to walk out of the room.)
He has a garden where he grows peppers. He recently had a crop of Bhut Jolokia, and he made some salsa with it. He gave me some of that salsa.
God damn, you guys. (He hates it when I say that.)
There’s something you can never really prepare yourself to say aloud.